ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

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vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

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I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

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redbimbo:

Office Tramp (vintage cover art by Paul Rader)

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doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

(via hotboyproblems)

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unclefather:

why are you doing this? please stop. if it’s money you want, name your price. just stop doing this to him. he doesn’t deserve this.

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kaylanewell:

June 26th, 2012: Drew gets a crystal, 7 1/4 x 5 1/2”

(via watercolor-lover)

deadguy95:

i hope taylor swift looks at this everyday

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